Dress them up as you like, but tiny Tatas are still tiny Tatas.

Came here to say that. Great expression.

That'll buff out.

Cam here to say this. Gizmodo will hopefully learn how time works.

So I can now use WPA2 + AES + 12GA birdshot to defend my network? Awe. Some.

Yes. Yes. YES. A million times, YES. Beautiful hardware to match the most beautiful mobile OS in the universe. I would strangle a newborn puppy to death in front of a kindergarten class for a phone like that.

So it's finally moving out of its mom's basement? It's about time, the slacker...

They'd better not, the hippie bastards! I'm actually liking my Sprint connections lately... no dropped calls, pretty good data connections, peace and love for all. I will be disappointed if they start ruining my network. I own lots and lots of rusty forks, and I'll use them if I have to!!!

Seconded in principle. I have a Nissan button-key thingamabob with a Nite-ize eCLIPse stuck to it. I cut down any membership cards to just the bar code. I have a great little Klarus flashlight that uses AAAA batteries and is absurdly bright and well-featured for its size. I also have a Leatherman Style CS, a…

Yeah, seems like I see that a lot, strangely. I don't know if it's some joke I missed out on, or just willful stupidity. Either way, Giz should know better.

Dibs!

Me, in my bunk.

"...the lack of precision of the artifact's decorative markings..."

uggh, Ubiquitous, that page resizes the browser to full-screen. WTF is that for? Nothing about some Beetle is worth dealing with some asshole web programmer that thinks that resizing to full screen is actually a good idea. Anyway, back to the mobile version of this now-shitty site.

Hey, Adrian, could you please provide backing for the statement, "its magnet isn't very strong"?

@cinnamonster: Ooh, thanks. Tangentially, I love seeing the NC listed as just another Android device on androidcentral. It's obviously Android, but seeing awesome devs giving it attention makes me happy. Now I just have to wait for my microsd card to arrive from NewEgg.

Hat? It should come with a free space suit, with awesome frickin' lasers mounted on it.

@JasonGW: It's OK to love your e-reader... just don't *love* your e-reader.

@cinnamonster: Does the rooting that you used not work similarly, or does it actually overwrite the internal memory? If so, can it be restored to stock condition if needed?

@Jerry Gonzalez: That's good to know. I just got one on Saturday. I love it... there are quirks, but overall it's great. It's about to be rooted, too. Now I might have to add a mild OC to the to-do list...