Most importantly: Because I don't give a shit about running 26 miles.

why did your parents name you "GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU DOUCHEBAG AUSTRALIAN CUNT!!!" it seems like this would be difficult to sign for on receipts and stuff

Did you ever consider the fact that if you have even the slightest glancing interest in "funnel[ing] a few beers," you are a choad?

You're eskimo brothers with Paul Rudd? Good for you.

Children of the Corn Pops

Very cool. Alt-J, right?

this is the best thing i've ever seen

As long as we know clearly when the beating is a sign of affection, it's all good, right?

Da ora in poi l'unico vino sarete fare...

Thanks for the videos, but I don't know how you guys got a clean copy without them pixelating the good stuff.

is that an Arcade Fire lyric?

The machine was supposed to deliver change but ended up just going after people's arms? OBAMA'S AMERICA, AMIRITE???

But it's clear that connectivity is the future of American stadiums, especially for football, where teams are desperate to recreate the superior aspects of the home-viewing experience.

Kid Eats It In Hot Dog Derby...

Hunter Pence admires Peter King's taste in food

At least it wasn't Suarez. That would've been......awkward.

that flop looks like it was recreated by the Goat Simulator game.