Stick to food!!

Dave Warner: “Where the hell is the guy that was supposed to alert me to impending attacks?”
Dave warner: [lying in a bloody pulp after being beaten by Jerome Townsend]

“It’s Chik-Fil-A, not Dik-Fil-An-A.”

I have no idea how this most literate of responses stayed under the radar for 18 months.

I'm not saying he's wrong here, but it's hard to take his recommendations seriously after that whole goddamn cereal thing.

I laughed really hard at the dog licking the bongoes before playing them for some reason

I mean. In your example, I'd call that guy fucked up, and then I wouldn't call him. If I were into getting eaten out.

My wife took me out and treated me to things.

Jesus God, I hate organized sports.

it's the shirt/buttons/chest.

Maybe they do breakfast, like Huevos Ranch-eros.

What is it with Deadspin writers and their love of abominable food?

Most dudes go home and beat off after pretty much any encounter with a female. I've been flying half-mast all day since the drive-thru lady asked if I wanted a receipt.

Now that we know what happened, we won't have to keep going round and round about it all...

There's no way that dog said all of that.

Well maybe you should shut your porky mouth. Owned.

Does any sport truly need cheerleaders?

And now a racist chimes in.