Well maybe you shouldn't be eating gross ketchup. Then you wouldn't have this problem. Blech.

Hertz is calling out poor journalism. Zirin's article reads like a mess of thoughts about an issue that seems pretty clear cut. The team cheated. To strip the kids of a national title sucks because they're kids. They're just there to play baseball and be kids. The parents and coaches involved are the ones who suck.…

Did you read the original article? It's 4 or 5 paragraphs of incoherent crap blaming ESPN and accusing Little League Inc. of some conspiracy by waiting until February to strip the title. He then goes on to talk about baseball mills like the Dominican Republic. Condones cheating because life is tough, apologizes to…

I'd just like to offer a suggestion for your onions and how you cook them. Cut a whole onion in quarters and put those big ass pieces on there. Do that with 2 or 3 onions. You'll have onion overload and it will be delicious. They roast up nice and soft and perfect and delicious.

Actually, it was a joke. And actually, it's way over your head.

No one except for all the jazz fans who actually know a few things about music. She's better than all the "musicians" she beat that year.

So what's your argument? That the Grammys are bullshit because they pick good people sometimes and bad one other times? Just because Bieber and drake were hugely popular doesn't mean they deserved and award for best new artist.

Does anybody else not smell the bullshit? 21 miles would take him 6 hours at the very least. He works 8, then goes home. That's 20 hours. On 4 hours of sleep assuming he passes out as soon as he walks in the door, he does it again the next day?

It took a remarkable amount of skill because the play unfolded so quickly. If Butler hesitates for just a half second more, he doesn't get the interception. It was still a stupid play call though because it opened up the opportunity for someone like Butler to show his skill and make the interception. The chance of…

Jimmy Fallon just sucks, so much.

Excellent.

Is that a walrus penis?

Question or statement captain? To busy! We must hurry or we'll be late.

You can go right to hell.

This was a crap contest anyway. If I went to a superbowl party and saw nothing but chips for snacks I'd turn around and leave. I'd probably grab a handful of chips first, but still, I'd leave.

I said the same thing a week ago, that it's just football. Some guy called me a moron. It wasn't very nice.

It's a game. It doesn't have integrity on its own. It has integrity, or a lack thereof because of the people playing it. Fans of the game can demand perfection and fair play and whatever else they demand. But at the end of the day a huge "scandal" is about some balls being deflated. That's a pretty fucked sense of…

Becausr at the end of the day football is just a game. It's a game that generates billions of dollars in revenue each year, but it's still just a game. In the grand scheme of things it just doesn't matter. Also, the patriots didn't blow out the colts because of some under inflated balls. They blew them out because…

I think you miss the point of this feature.

Thanks Obummer.