You sound like a really nice person.

It doesn't offend me. I said it's stupid when people think they're being healthier by drinking diet soda because it's actually worse for you.

But diet coke isn't healthier for you. If you're going to eat shit food, own it. I had Wendy's twice this week. Jr. Bacon Cheeseburgers bitches! I was craving it, so I ate it. But I'm not going to get a diet soda b/c that's better for me. And from what I've seen, people who order something that way truly believe…

That's how I felt about the first new Star Trek in IMAX. Just volume cranked to 11 and a bigger screen. Nothing like real IMAX theaters in science museums. Now those are the shit.

I know a lot of people call you mean names for shitting all over the NFL every week, but I genuinely enjoy this weekly installment.

Skip Saving Private Ryan and just watch Band of Brothers, the mini series in it's entirety. Still WWII stuff, but so so so much better. You'll cry. Oh, you'll cry.

I turned it off. Couldn't stand it.

Dated sentence indeed. I'll do ya one better. Buying blank cassette tapes and waiting patiently by the stereo for your favorite song to come on the radio so you could record it onto said tape.

I'll admit I didn't really like Lebowski....

A yinzer is someone from Pittsburgh. Usually they're born there. And usually they're douchrbags.

Not to mention that her 17 minute negative split is only the case if her husband who is not a timing chip called out the right time. The timing chip clocked her at 2 something.

While it's sure to drive men's activists crazy. This is a stupid statement, just like this is a stupid idea. Just because she's a woman, doesn't mean she shouldn't be in prison. Like someone below already said, this shouldn't be about non violent women being kept out. It should be about non violent offenders being…

Have you ever met anybody with low self esteem? Some people don't care what a guy/girl says to him/her, they just want the attention. Add in some insults to somebody who already thinks they're a shitty person and they'll do anything to prove the person insulting them otherwise. I would never neg a woman thinking it…

Yeah except most people who read deadspin don't really give a crap about the shit on Jezebel. And yes, if deadspin posted a thing about the 50 best boob shots, the jezzies would be up in arms.

Great joke! Amish schools wouldn't have electricity though so you fell short on that one. And most places if business wouldn't be happy with employees using company time to internet recreationally to begin with, let alone check out articles with a giant dick as the main picture.

There it is! I was wondering when I'd come across the all men suck comments.

I call bullshit on goat man and crazy eyes jesus.

Bullshit. It was the assholes who sent death and rape threats to the woman who supposedly banged some dude for favorable reviews. That means rape and hate. If those first few people had brought the situation to light in a mature manner and not made death and rape threats, then maybe this movement would be taken more…

Some people don't want to just hand their kids everything on a silver platter. There's nothing wrong with old volvos. There's a reason you still see them on the road today.

Sounds like you went to a rather affluent pubic school. Tell me, were you often out sick with bouts of affluenza?