Namaste, mothafuckaaaaaa!

This comments section has convinced me that the old AV Club commentariat is dead and isn’t coming back. An O’Neal article about some news guy being a prick, and people are defending the prick? Nope!

What.A.Bunch.Of.Clowns

Oh my god, I can just imagine. "Black people terrorize a perfectly nice white family just going about their business."

That is super sad to hear.

And yet, none of them are willing to commission a ship to try to break free from this slavery.

Aw, bummer - I still like the Dragonlance books. At least Chronicles and Legends. The War of Souls sucks donkey balls. I haven't read the Lost Chronicles yet.

Because he's a racist idiot, and so is a terrifyingly large proportion of our country.

It's kind of baffling how the Comey letter not only tipped the Presidency, but the Senate as well. Like, I get it, you're not happy about Clinton. That doesn't mean you need to stay home entirely!

Okay, I want a platter of stork ankles, an old cellar door, a possum spine, and a human foot.

Sick burn bro.

Also, conservatives actually vote so they end up running everything.

Good thing you didn't wait more than 20 minutes before bitching about it!

sass mister

"But Hillary is a corporate centrist!"

Now if you'll excuse me, I gotta whisper some sweet nothings to these pork rectums.

Bullying of transgender children happens at a higher rate than for cisgender children. Suicide for transgender children happens at a higher rate than for cisgender children.

Republicans would consider that a feature, not a bug.

Yeah, if you're not immediately fixing everything, you should shut right the hell up! Those are the only two options!