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I'm pretty sure he gets off on telling people where and when to urinate.

Nope, that's from Three Heads. (Never had it.)

I think I'm with you. I don't love Sounds, but Modest Mouth/D'oh/Vivid Memories/Bills is pretty killer, and above anything on Moods (through one listen, at least).

Made the whole 4 minutes worth it. That freaking killed me.

Mimsie "died" at the end of the St. Elsewhere series finale.

I think I'd go the other way. I'll take excruciating pain over the mental trauma of knowing that at some point I'm going to have to take a big breath and it's going to be nothing but water.

Which is why the right gets off so much on using "Communism" or "Socialism" as synonyms for totalitarian. Today's social democracies don't resemble totalitarianism nearly as much as their own right-wing fascism, but if they can use scare tactics to discredit the most successful political-economic system in human…

How much does Russia pay for trolling? Like, can you make a living doing it, or is this just a side gig?

I've just started heckling the @POTUS account. If New Hampshire is a smoking crater this time tomorrow, my bad.

Sadly, "shithead troll" is the free middle spot, because it's inevitable one of you would show up.

Don't you realize we live in a post-truth society? It feels like there have been five music questions in a row, and Morning_Wodehouse's opinion counts just as much as yours.

FUCK!

To be fair, the world came awfully damn close to ending in October 1962. All it would've taken was one ill-thought, impetuous move by the President of the United States, and none of us would be here right now.

I'd almost like to see it happen, if only for the inevitable Tienanmen Square moment.

I always thought it sounded like Steven Wright.

If you take out the laughter, it screws up the timing. The pauses are part and parcel of the live performance. It's unfair to hold that against them.

Any wager he made that would put him $2001 ahead if he got it would have also put him behind if he missed. So this wasn't an overbid, just a miss.

Not me. I wish they would all crawl into a hole and die.

To people who think it's in god's plan that children die of horribly painful cancers, even puppies being drowned in the river have a purpose.