There has to be a middle ground between a cheap burner and this $400 piece of shit. I can understand wanting a dumb phone that’s not ugly, but there’s no rational reason for said dumb phone to cost $70 more than an entry level iPad. Anyone willing to pay that amount deserves to be thoroughly mocked every time they…

Harley-Davidsons, bourbon, and jeans. ‘Murica.

“Grain of salt here, but Hope Hicks is reportedly about to REALLY cash in on her time with Trump.”

I caught the live feed of Trump and FLOTUS getting off AF1 in North Carolina. At the bottom of the stairs, he reached for her hand and she pulled it away (once again) in a VERY obvious manner. Is Melania outta there once her parents get their OK on immigration?

Any word on how Jared and Ivanka felt being told that, literally, their children would burn in eternal torment if they continued down the path of Judaism? And how they feel about their father embracing this interpretation of Christian theologians?

The guy was like 99 though, and believed (along with his family) that he’d be going to heaven when he died, so I can’t imagine it was too somber an event.

This is the phone we had in our house when I was growing up in the ‘50s. It did exactly one thing: make phone calls.

Four Indictments And A Funeral.

There’s only one headline I want to read that includes the words “Donald Trump” and “funeral.”

I’m youngish and have stuck with my flip phone for all these years (my current one is about 7 years old and going strong) largely because I’m very cheap and don’t need a fancy game machine. But goddamn it is annoying to have the same conversation over and over when people are surprised to see me using my phone in…

I mean, Trump isn’t going to solve any issues while he’s here... I think that’s obvious. He’s just going to golf cart his bloated ass around, blabbing about issues he knows nothing about until his term ends or Mueller busts him. He’s literally the person in your science group, that got around doing the bare minimum by…

So he got the moron elected that he wanted and we STILL have to worry about getting nuked? Talk about a sore winner...

Of course he has a shared twitter with his wife. All sanctimonious assholes have shared social media. Many moons ago when I was religious, the church encouraged that to prevent “emotional affairs” for people trapped in shitty marriages.

Little kids go hungry every single fucking day, and you spend the price of a new car on a table?

Who knew that “draining the swamp” meant turning it into a sewer?

Okay, fine, I’ll take one for the team:

I’m just so depressed by it all. Ok, conservatives, have it your way. Unlimited guns, preschoolers surrounded by concealed carriers, no sex Ed, no contraception, no abortion, no affordable healthcare, no unions, no public schools, no food stamps, no minimum wage, more privately run prisons, and more money to the…

There are nowhere close to 60 million people that will march for him or the Republicans. They’ll vote for them, sure. And they’ll willingly consume and spread their propaganda. But actually risk injury or worse? Nah, the number actually willing to do that is much, much smaller.

I literally just paid off the student loans for my BA yesterday. It took 9 years at $300 a month and the only reason I could afford to pay them off now (I technically had 2.5 more years) is because I got a divorce and my alimony covered it. I’m so frustrated with this system. I want (and need for my ‘dream job’) a…

There are 9000000 people out there on dating apps, bars, coffee shops, etc all looking for love.