Someone needs to ask all his coworkers how they’re dealing with the newly revealed information that every single one of them has, for all intents and purposes, been touching his dick regularly over the past decade.

I think Anna Faris is thanking her lucky stars she escaped this shitshow. 

The main problem with these guys stylistically is that when they started writing, nobody was writing like them, and then everybody went WOAH THIS IS AMAZING and started copying them and nowadays what was a bold style choice just reads as “eh, read tons of this already.”

Hey, as a cis het white man of a certain age, I’ve been spending my whole life wondering how Holden Caulfield would feel when 1978 came and he hit 44 and he could no longer pork his mistress because of high-cholesterol-related erectile dysfunction women’s lib. WOMEN’S LIB, DAMN IT.

Is “just suck it up and freeze to death while starving with no bathroom in an elevator for three days” the new bootstraps?

And I just want a machine gun, a tank, and a bomb to complete my weapon collection. What an argument! 

Yeah, Harry Potter is too much for children to handle, but let’s have them learn Ezekiel 23:20.

“When I hear people espousing free government-paid college, free government-paid health care and a free government job for everyone—on top of a $21 trillion debt—the question is, how are we paying for all this and not bankrupting the country?”

But just imagine, he’ll solve racism by having all of America attend a two-day training program at every Starbuck’s location!

Republicans: willing to implement with nonsensical and expensive legislation based on things they made up in a cheese dream, but require live personal testimony from Jesus himself to accept that climate change, photosynthesis, and gravity exist.

You’d think the MAGAs would be thrilled that finally someone is getting locked up because of Hillary’s emails.

Wow, that sure does sound like something a dictator does, threatening private citizens and making the people afraid to talk. How much longer is this shit going to go on? He’s actually trying to turn the USA into a dictatorship and no one cares.

Yup. As soon as these shits started getting painted as victimized angels, I started shouting that they were assholes in MAGA hats bused in from a boys school to protest women’s reproductive rights. Even if the black men and the native protesters started shouting at them, they deserved it.

A complete lack of shame is a sociopath’s ‘tell’.

I agree wholeheartedly. No one gives a shit that they don’t have proper justification or are committing logical fallacies in their arguments - if they are achieving their goals they don’t care. The left is that kid who keeps whining that something isn’t fair but isn’t listening to the parent replying with “life isn’t…

They know what they’re doing is morally repellent and will be rejected by large parts of society and could very well get them in trouble, yet they do it anyway.

Worse than foolish, it actually enables him and his barely-disguised scam. He obviously needs the money, immediately. Otherwise he’d be loafing around watching teevee and jabbering about football anthems and his usual worthless nonsense. His legal fees are mounting and he needs his “wall” kickbacks and bribes, it’s…

We’ve become so numb to a lot of this that today puts the question back into my mind. What will be enough for Congressional Republicans?

I’ve never had a one-night-stand. Can't quite see the point in them, myself. But I hope Annie got to have as many as she wanted.