That’s exactly it. The “he reported it!” defense is such cowardice. If you report it and the authorities do nothing, you find other authorities. And if they do nothing, other ones. And if you run out of authorities and haven’t found any willing to act, you appeal to the high court of Louisville Slugger. We’re talking…

Several years after the fact and Penn St is still regarded with contempt by most everyone not affiliated with the school. Funny thing is, the reason for this isn’t even really from the scandal, but instead it’s the alumni’s insane response to it .

Dottie fucking knew too.

Do not. Fuck with. Those bitches. In supermarkets.

I give precisely zero fucks about the Toronto Blue Jays, but I’ll take any opportunity that presents itself to listen to three minutes of Johnny Cash, so this is excellent.

It’s “Bieber”

This hurts Kevin Estre’s championship running. Fuck that shit.

His ship was shot down over the Sea of Japan. It spun in. There were no survivors.

Note: Poochie died on the way back to his home planet.

It matters enough that you’ve made two comments about it.

I think it’s cute that you think we would really endorse Donald Trump and also That we Get to Capitalize random words Now.

An entire presidential campaign based around importing obscure European vans. Torch ‘16

You’re not the heroes America needs. Just the heroes America deserves.

Torchinsky ‘16!

Interesting that the “don’t touch him” verbage was so strongly communicated. Perhaps a liability thing....who knows. Maybe some of it had to do with his Dad’s crash and how things were handled in that case. Either way, crazy audio.

Dude watched his own father die on that race track in a #3 Chevy so it’s pretty understandable he’d find that wreck upsetting.

you sir, can kindly get the fuck out of here buy suggesting they close the TT.

“are you telling me Jesus Christ can’t hit a curve ball?”

Well Costas was wrong. Obviously a major leaguer named Pedro would have been directing blasphemy towards Jobu after a shitty performance.