who would invite these THUGS to their wedding? i mean, what an abominable display of white on white crime. and letting a 14 year old minor drink? it just goes to show you that while most white people are respectable, job holding types, there are some who just can’t function in society. sad. #puresarcasm…

Little known fact: they're not brothers. They're a husband and wife.

Holy Fuck you're right. Maybe he was running towards a loaded cannon. Better put 8 rounds in him just be sure.

I agree that this is very well planned. I took one look at the headline and said “Yep. That’s a Torch article.” Im just curious, what is your fascination with lights and indicators?

The track is fine; the measures taken to ensure the car will not exit the track clearly need to be improved.

There is some long story that involves the Germans who settled the town believing that government is everything, and the Frenchman who had all the money believing that God is everything, and so there was a pissing match between how tall they would build the Catholic Church steeple vs how tall they would build the…

As a Browns fan I offer you zero sympathy and hope your team burns in the most fiery way possible.

It's over. Guilherme Crabogiale Fuck was all 64 seeds, and he swept it.

It's not Jaws or Gruden. It's some high school coach somewhere. As deranged as NFL people are, they're nothing compared to crazy-ass Texas high school football coaches and parents and boosters and shit.

Sure, let's just take that idea to the owners. I bet they'll be all about it.

sorry, my Goa'uld is a bit rusty

I am Tyler's passive-aggressive email.

Captain America is #1, as he should be. I'll admit, I never thought that I'd fall in love with his character (especially since his superhero name is just SO AMERICA), but I did, and it completely changed the way I judge heroism.

I don't condone street racing but calling the drivers pieces of shit for killing spectators is pretty dumb too.

My strategy is more concise:

But what would you do if they met in the Super Bowl.

I see, I see. Because slapping hugely inflated reparations on Germany worked out so well for everybody the first time.

Rodgers won a Super Bowl with Mike McCarthy as his head coach, which is basically comparable to 15 Belichick Super Bowls.

Mr. Truther is white. I am black. He was in a coma in the MICU for quite a while. He had a team of doctors for each of his organs and it was a teaching hospital. Doctors would walk into the room and would immediately assume that I was a worker, not the wife. They would address his 16 year old daughter and not me,…