“Throw the tiny man into the burlap bag you’re using as a purse and, ignoring his pleas for mercy, bring him back to your place to do the Lord’s work. (That’s a euphemism for boning.)“

Or no one will touch her because now it’s been revealed what a heinous mantrap she is. Being rejected by every man in Hollywood because you’re just a hollow shell of your former hotness and now you have eighteen kids isn’t the same thing as “embracing celibacy.” 

That argument was always a lie.

Angie, stop it. Go away for a while, figure out how your family will work moving forward, and fuck someone if you want and the occasion presents itself.

Yeah, I periodically “enjoyed” celibacy during my late 20's and early 30's too. By “enjoyed” I mean went on many terrible dates, drank way too much, went through a crushing depression, was angry all the time, longed for the touch of another person, stagnated creatively and professionally, and much much more.

What in the holy fuck is a Stormi Bree?!?!? And people talk shit about our names...yeesh!!!

The attorney generals of ten states (all Republicans) have told the administration that they will sue if the president does not end DACA.

Getting sued by Republicans for not being shitty enough

Lest we ever again have to listen to the “Trump isn’t a real Republican” bullshit, please note that 12 Republican Attorneys General will sue if the administration isn’t sufficiently shitty to immigrants (DACA).

The cruelty of this administration and the cruelty of republicans are astounding. 800,000 young men and women and all of their dreams destroyed in a second. I am sorry but if you vote republican you have no heart. I had a person telling me that republicans in Texas are not so bad and that Cruz and Abbott and the like…

I agree that the McClatchy report is unnecessarily alarmist at this point. It just states that “An announcement could come as soon as Friday,” which is.... not the same thing as saying that an announcement will happen. Is DACA going to be ended by Trump? At this point, very likely. Just.... we don’t know for sure yet.

Yup. I hate that I know this exhaustive of an amount of Housewife cannon but...

Sonja’s first season highlight will forever be posing for Kelly’s Scary Island photo shoot with tousled hair and her high cut leopard bathing suit.

Only the best dinner scene in all RH history. Scary island.

Scary Island. Ramona was renewing her vows (because 17 is a huge anniversary year...?) and brought Sonja (who was brand new to the show and seemed very cool and normal at the time), Alex, Kelly, and Bethenny (who was pregnant) to St. Barths as some sort of bachelorette or some shit. Kelly went absolutely APE SHIT and…

Scary Island rules!

What’s the term for white knighting for a man? Maybe we could call it Phyllis Schlaflying? Keep up the Phyllis Schlaflying!

What an odd use of MRA rhetoric. I’m sure DeMarco was just frozen with fear that the the whole town would run him out on a rail if he didn’t give into the white harpy who used her privilege to force DeMarco into unwanted sexual activity. But you’re right. The female producer who made the complaint and everyone who is…

I’m a man who doesn’t like seeing women get sexually assaulted then dragged through the mud on behalf of a multi-billion dollar company looking to limit its legal liability. Abetted, of course, by the kind of person who seems to think saying “white feminism” means they can be as sexist and misogynistic as the please.…

No. You are the one who is trying to dismiss an alleged sexual assault by slut shaming and “she wanted it”.