So the takeaway I got from this was she was in fact too impaired to consent but that no one (including Corinne) actually was aware until a staffer brought it to the producers’ attention. So Chris Harrison attacking the media for accurate reporting was...? Grandstanding? What?

Great story! My vet’s office also has a boarding facility, and they were keeping a woman’s grey parrot for her while she was out of town. The parrot was extremely social so they let it out to walk around as it pleased so long as there were no off leash pets in the area or dogs barking at it. That bird was AMAZINGLY…

I heard about a parrot owned by a woman who also had several dogs. Every day she’d open the back door to call them in for their food. The parrot learned to imitate her voice, and when the window was open he’d call the dogs and then listen while they ran thump thump thump into the closed door, then laugh.

I have an African Grey and I cannot make phone calls from the living room or kitchen. Or I can, but then I have to apologize to whomever I’m on the phone with for the constant “Hellllowwww? Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Ahhhh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! <clapping noises> WOOOOOOO! <asst whistling> What’re you doin’?” in the background. “I am…

“call the cops” is both hilarious and troubling at the same time. That sneaky bird.

He used to yell “Call the cops” when my mom was rude to him.

I’m concerned about chain of evidence. The parrot was at the home of the murdered man’s parents for a couple of weeks before they contacted police about the ‘parroting’. Who’s to say the man’s parents didn’t teach the bird to say that?

p.s. I’m sure not all of the evidence rested on what the parrot said. But maybe…

There should be a full season order of this sitcom.

A friend had one who would mimic his voice and call their cats in the voice he used for feeding them. They fell for it every time.

We had a talking parrot when I was a kid and they are so incredibly smart. He would yell “shut the door” whenever anyone left the house and learned to count in English and Spanish from watching Sesame Street with me. His language skills were incredible and he actually adapted and learned. My mom hated him and always…

Men will call women who aren’t gullable enough to serve their needs just because they ask all kinds of names. But that don’t mean they will treat a woman who gives them what they want with any type of respect or give back. They just want to spread the idea that “normal” “modern” women get on their knees and suck on…

I showed this story to my wife.

She’s doing a great job by wearing light-black face, stealing from actual WOC to make money, and changing her face and body to approximate us while still living that white privilege life.  

This woman is trying to raise her mixed babies in a very unforgiving public eye

Applause. Applause. Applause.

I need to start a reality show called “Wait... That Happened?” where I explain things that already existed to celebrities while the camera stays trained on their astonished faces.

Nicole Richie does exist.

Not only that, but even if she was specifically talking about this new breed of famous for being a reality star women, Nicole Richie does exist.

The interview itself is standard issue. Mock does not really uncover any previously unknown aspect about Kim. Mock even lodges softballs towards Kim and says that “I think that often people are uncomfortable talking about identity and race, but on the show your family tackles a lot of these topics head-on, as well as…

Seemed like he was #notallwhitepeople-ing, which would literally be proving himself wrong.