La Voiture Noire wasn’t a request then? Really?

They buy a car without first driving it

Have you seen the entire Bugatti range from the EB110 onwards?

And I won’t give them money.

Its ass looks even slightly less ugly without the wing (but you want the wing, of course you do, never mind this run proved it was useless crap designed to impress the easily impressed.)

it (...) would make for a crazy top speed battle

Now we know that Michelin can cook up a tyre that can break 300mph.

And this why it’s so sad.

Does it really seat just four? There are five headrests visible on the pictures.

Very few jobs allow you to start or stop working whenever, wherever, as often as you want.

Oh, great, another one of those “facts-based” people, aren’t you.

Reason #1: you can sleep on trains.

I’m not laughing, I’m crying, because I love trains.

I’m surprised you went that slow. Rome-Naples is served by Frecciarossa sets on new track, and those are given for a top speed of 190-220mph?

Wha...? Even local trains - non-”high-speed” - here go faster than that!

But Boris will save us all!

As opposed to having to rent a car when you reach your destination airport?

Why did you have to bring in that monstrosity that is the Italdesign thing into the discussion?

The carbon footprint of cleaning my car just went way up.

NYC is a “hellhole”?