School administrators are, by and large, petty tyrants that get off by exercising their power like this.  I’m not surprised in any way.

Bruh...maybe you forget that the reason why you know your wife is because she did a porno with Ray J. Or the fact that she (since marrying you) has tried to “break the internet” multiple times by posing in various states of undress- like we haven’t seen her whole (plastic and silicone) address at this point. Kanye has…

8) Nobody deals drugs out of a building where a cop is known to live.

Wait, is this a thing? I once had a 15-year-old boy in my summer school class who made me feel uneasy for some reason I couldn’t put my finger on, and he turned out to be a 22-year-old Ukrainian national who’d overstayed his visa and was paying some family to “adopt” him. He’s now in prison on a bunch of charges.

But . . . no one is actually going to live there, right? This is just a vehicle for various warlords and oligarchs to park their money for a while.

The one person I know with an actual PhD in rocket science is a diehard Trump supporter. Go figure.

I have a ‘computer nerd genius’ friend. The mentality that makes him great at programming makes him hopeless in other aspects of life. Applying ‘rigorous logic’ to everything can lead you down some pretty deep rabbit holes. I’ve seen him doggedly follow a train of reasoning and conclude: ‘Nazis flew flying saucers in…

“You know what this horrible, unfortunate situation needs?... Math.”

Lyft’s response = the most horrifying corporate mansplain I have read in probably a decade. EVERY woman should have pepper spray in her hand when she enters a car that is not her own, and keep it aimed until you are on your own doorstep. Never turn your back on a man you don’t know (or sometimes DO). As long as these…

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Is there any point to your anecdote other than to let people know that you flew first class? 

that’s all fine and dandy, but the problem is many people seem offended by those who planned and paid for their seating arrangement ahead of time and won’t accommodate those without foresight..

No one is vindictive, still doesn’t mean that we have to give up something for someone else who either didn’t plan well enough, didn’t pay extra, or was just unlucky in this particular situation. Most of the time you get an assigned seat, in fact I don’t think I’ve ever been on a plane where I haven’t. Even Frontier…

I was starting to get annoyed at watching tv shows that showed evil empires or Nazis as just bumbling idiots, surely they were evil but they were also people with some complexity and they must have been smart enough to get away with the awful stuff they did....but after seeing this administration, nah they’re actually…

That really is the worst part.  We had a choice, and somehow we chose... that.

This is what boggles my mind. He literally has access to the best document crafters in the country and yet he figures he’ll just draw it by hand. Dude. You could have ORDERED someone from the National Hurricane Center to make a mockup of that thing hitting Alabama.

Remember studying stuff like the fall of the Roman empire and all the freaky weird shit the later emperors got up to, or say, monarchies in their waning days and the rulers who brought themselves down through insanity or craven behavior and thinking, “Man, it sucks when regular people get no choice in who is in charge…

I am legit shocked. Not that Trump thought kindergarten-level arts and crafts could be used to doctor a map on a national briefing about a developing natural disaster. But that he didn’t badger some poor underling to draw it - the lazy fuck actually did it himself.

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