I just spewed coffee all over my iMac. Well done, sir. Well done! Hilarious.

I came here to post something similar; the answer to a question no one asked.

How do you know someone drives a Jeep Wrangler?

My favorite response to that would be; “oh really, what color is yours?” It usually shuts them quite quickly.

Aprilia makes a V4 for both their RSV4 and their Tuono. Likewise, the Honday VFR1200 has a V4.

Desmosidci 16 is a V4, not an L-twin, like the rest of Ducati’s line up.

Ducati was purchased by Audi, not Lamborghini. Both of which roll up to VW.

It’s a Honda so it will likely be way undertuned and capable of more power. Ditching the boat anchor of an exhaust will be a huge step.

Me too.

Yah, no. No catted bikes, please.

Which is why (I hope) it will be great. A true 50/50 bike.

The black wheels and matte paint help that thing immensely. Beautiful, beautiful car.

2015 is the last year of the Streetfighter and most of those units are really leftovers from 2014.

That’s not a Tricolore. Pictured there is Ducati’s Anniversary Red Corse colorway. Tricolores have red/white/green paint.

I bet you’re fun at parties.

Came here to say just this. Last week’s COTD regarding cruisers was just this very idea. Build quality? Ha!

As an Oregonian, I can confirm.

Sshhh about Oregon! Nothing to see here. Move along.

Hey, zip it about Oregon. Didn’t you hear that this place is full of bearded hipster douches, lots of traffic and rain. The food sucks here, too. Oh, and the speed limits are low. And the roads are certainly not fun.

You lost me at build quality.