And not only that, there are other bikes out there that can do the lazy slab mile munching much better than a Harley.

As do I. I think Sean is honestly trying to understand. I love all motorcycles and have and currently own more than one. And yet, I still do not get the big, bloated cruiser segment.

The Slingshot is not a motorcycle. WTH is it doing in Lanesplitter!?

The audio in that video makes my pants tight.

This is great! Make it so. (spoiler alert; I’m not a NASCAR fan.)

Except those cars, you know, turn right more than two races per year.

One star is not enough for the use of the word, “rad.”

Troubleshooting the key fobs that only sometimes work in my Range Rover Sport.

Sweet, Tap Dancing Christ; can people PLEASE shoot phone video in landscape? I mean really, just rotate your phone 90 degree. The world will be a better place for it.

This is new to me. Jalopnik; never failing to deliver relevant and fake automotive bolt-on education.

Yah. WTH!? Sounds like someone is grumpy this morning.

As a fellow Ducatista; I approve. That’s a great bike.

I currently have two in the stable.

Oh bud. That RWB CBR is teh sekz. Easily the best livery on any CBR. Well done, sir.

Something something take a large fortune to make a small fortune in racing something ... That about right?

Any day that one can use this meme is a good day. Well done, sir.

He managed to anger a lot of readers on his way out, too. Sort of a I’m-too-good-for-all-of-you type attitude as he peaced out.

I get your point and I agree. Unfortunately, journalists are tied to the manufacturers, who hold all of the cards. Bike makers wants the best reviews for their bikes so they sell. Journos - unless really well funded - are forced to use what the manufacturers give them.

I came here to say basically that. Wes, whom I liked as a writer both during and then shortly after his departure form bikes, has turned into, well ... not someone I really want to read about. Dog camping!? That’s a Tuesday in Montana. It’s been done.

That last sentence. That screams of the Gawker-employed, ex-motojouron, now dog camping guy. Less of that please and more of what you just mentioned, please.