This was my first draft.

Spielberg directing an action film with a car chase centerpiece and you’re going to act like this is a bad thing?

I live alone. I run the dishwasher every 7-10 days. If I don’t rinse my dishes there’s no way that week old dried on oatmeal in the bowls and congealed milk skin in the bottoms of the glasses is coming out. I’ve tried. It’s not pretty. Maybe if I had a “modern dishwasher” this would be the case. But my dishwasher is…

My wife never took my name and my mother-in-law still addresses the cards as Mr. & Mrs. Surname.

This! Today’s V6 Camrys are as fast as supercars from the 90's. Access to affordable power has become more prevalent than ever and that leads to higher speeds and falsely high confidence levels.  Not to mention, societal anxiety and divisiveness is at an all time high and that surely leads to poorer driving habits and…

The character in the book was in her 40s, it was rewritten in the movie when Lawrence was cast. She was not playing a woman in her 40s. 

its interesting, I found them to have zero chemistry in the film.

I don’t think I’ve come across a single review of the Quadrifoglio where the reviewer wasn't absolutely blown away by the car's capabilities.

Taxi

I mean, the chocolate ones taste like chocolate and the colored ones taste (or used to taste) like frosting, and they don’t fall off ice cream or soft serve (or frosting or cookies, in my experience — how on earth are you eating these things to make sprinkles fly everywhere??? I’m picturing Cookie Monster here...),…

The sole reason for an IPO for Porsche is to raise funds on the open market for EV development costs. Battery plants are expensive and the latest product, The Taycan, is going to require massive investment to bring scalable batteries for future models. [range is a consideration, roughly 250-ish miles]. That’s before…

Eggs are a cheap and versatile protein source. You can eat them for breakfast, lunch or dinner. My rule of thumb is, if the price difference between sizes is more than .20, the smaller size is a better bargain. If less than .20, the bigger size is a better deal. And since fatty fish contains some valuable nutrition, I…

I also believe season 4 was a giant pile of shit!

Well, no, they haven’t, unless they’ve specifically gone looking for it. There’s a world of difference between seeing fake violence created in a studio for the sake of spectacle and real, actual death and destruction.

“Sitting on the same side of the table is fine... usually”

Anyone who values clean floors over their guests not being in pain shouldn’t be allowed to socialize with other humans anyway.

2020 was an up year for motorcycles, as for RVs and other recreational vehicles. Because people couldn’t fly much or go to resorts, they decided to make their own fun.

New people turn 50 every day. 

Javier Bardem really transformed himself into Javier Bardem in old timey clothes. Masterful performance.

Jack Reacher just pawn in game of life.