Take a slice of this and a slice of cheese wrap them around a pretzel stick, serve with mustard.

Summer sausage in Trenton was a white hotdog .  I don't see them anymore. In Italy summer sausage is made when the pig gets sick and they kill it in the summertime.

Once it became the Theon Greyjoy show was when it went off the rails. 

I find it hard to believe he gave them anything, he is a professional and expected to be paid for his ideas. I believe he took every dollar he could get from HBO and is still doing that.

Joffrey was poisoned, his Uncle was found guilty but some old lady actually killed him. 

Bond films haven't been around for hundreds of years it just feels like they have.

And again made it pretty well in 2007. 

Do not buy a load of crap. But if you really need a crappier life the least you can do is shop locally.

300 hp and 600 miles range.  

Telling the truth isn’t trolling. How will you learn if you don’t admit your mistakes.

No they will control the court for 20 or 30 years. They will gain seats in the House and probably retake the Senate this year.

Did you vote for Hillary? If you didn’t you helped pack the Court with religious fanatics. 70,000 voters in two states who voted for Obama but not for Clinton de facto put Trump in office.

If it isn’t bread it isn’t French toast. If you use a muffin its a French muffin. If you use a pancake it’s French pancake (which sounds kind of good.

The best answer.

It’s only paedophilia if he’s only primarily sexually interested in prepubescent children. Exposing your privates to teenage girls is a different perversion.  

If only there was a place we could put crazy people where they could be cured.

The important tradition is "The father must pay for the wedding of his daughter." 

I grew up in a small town, virtually everyone had a gun, the schools closed for the opening day of hunting season. Ammo maybe but they already had the guns.

The stakes are the end of the Earth. How do do raise stakes above the apocalypse?  

Familar Nothings.