1980, once Reagan got in we were finished. No sweaters and solar arrays for him.

Last time I did Thanksgiving I had 15 guests. At the end of the meal my daughter got me to sit down in the living room and one of her friends organized the cleanup. All the pots, pans ,roasting pan, glasses, plates silverware were cleaned and put away. The kitchen was spotless even the floor was swept.

If you’re bringing a big knife why not the two smaller ones too- Chef, utility and paring. 

Succotash: frozen limas and sweet corn boiled with salt and butter. Simple to make and delicious.

If you have an intense meat eater on your list consider a sausage grinder. Let them make their own.

Dishonest by omission, they believe Asia, Africa and America won't be ready.

He’s white, male, straight, and fat. Maybe the people who hate him hate everyone who fits in those groups.

Pablum is a processed cereal for infants originally marketed by the Mead Johnson Company in 1931

No one ever said let’s have baked potatoes and gravy. Mashed potatoes are a vehicle to hold the gravy, as is the stuffing and the turkey. Even green bean casserole is improved with gravy.

Finding a book is harder if you organize by color, and you also need to take off the book cover. But if you don’t like the covers and have a better memory than I do why then do it by size, color or date of purchase.

It's known as a Russian martini.

Is factory raised chicken real meat?

When we went over the hills and through the woods to grandmothers house the menu included besides the turkey, gravy, stuffing, and mashed potatoes; fruit salad to begin. Sides every year were succatash, mashed turnips, roasted sweet potatoes, apple sauce, apple butter, cranberry sauce, pepper slaw, chow chow, pickles,…

This is great advice.

Not totally unrelated, the more intelligent you are the more you can understand which means it’s easier to gain knowledge.

Don’t tell them they believe in Ghosts and other things that can’t be proven to exist.

A species whose only goal and pastime is war hasn’t figured out how to vary their sleep times and protect their only vulnerable spot. Have they never seen a collar?

In Pennsabama there are no pretty police chiefs and absolutely no gay gun store owners. You’d need to go to Pittsburgh for that.

It’s because he’s fat right. I’d be a huge hypocrite if I signed that petition.

Time is an illusion, lunch time especially so.