As long as he runs as the Republican he apparently is, I’m all for it. Otherwise, GTFO.

This is not the last SNS, but agreed that everyone is amazing and beautiful. If it were the last SNS, I promise I would make a family-style pesto in all of your honor.

Rubycakes, I’m so very sorry. I’ve had students die, by suicide and from illness, and it’s gutting beyond belief. And I’ve seen too much addiction, which killed my father. Also gutting. And I am so with you in being sick and tired of people blaming addicts for their addiction, of blaming depressed people for their own…

Long weekend! I made brownies today, and I did get the shiny crust on them. I followed Stella Park’s recipe, because if I trust anyone’s recipe that promises a shiny crust, it’s Stella Park who is going to deliver.

I’m dragging right now. I’ve shared this before, but I’ll share again: I’m a high school teacher, and the area where I teach is struggling with its own opioid crisis. In the past two weeks, three of my students have died. The oldest was a 32 year old with a thirteen year old son. The younger ones were both 24. As I…

What gets me is that you can’t really know your kid’s gender until years later when they find out for their selves. It seems like a waste of money to me.

People are weird about saying the word sex.

What was weird about that (and the many tannerite gender reveals that have gone horribly wrong, like the one that started the 2017 Sawmill Fire) is that several news outlets rushed to whine about gender reveal parties, as if the problem was the gender reveal party and not the idiot with explosives.

It’s not a gender reveal, though, surely? It’s a sex reveal. Gender is an identity and newborns don’t have those.

Hilariously, this might have happened to the ‘inventor’ of the gender reveal party

We had no clue what the sex of any of our three kids was until they popped (not pooped) into the world. It just didn’t matter.

The gender reveal party concept does have a relatively high chance of backfiring.

I said the same thing when open carry was allowed here in Texas. It was a clear indicator for me to decide if I could be friends with someone.

Guess what? Nobody gives a fuck about your baby. Call your mom, tell her it's a girl, get on with your shit.

Saw this posted on NextDoor today and lost all respect for my neighbors;

Gender is Revealed

Why, do, I, use, excessive, commas,

It’s a good test whether I want to be friends with that couple. Also any photos taken among fallen leaves with little Eagan holding mom and dad’s hands as they walk away.

Pink used to be the color for a boy.

Gender reveals are for the truly narcissistic among us.