In case you don’t want to click through to the Buzzfeed “article” to get the latest thirst from Kumail here you go. Wow, I didn’t realize that cats could make these pictures even better.

To the folks in the greys asking why they pointed out she is trans: you ought to read the article, it actually might give you the answer you ask for.

George Wallace did force his wife Lurleen to run for governor while she was dying of cancer so he could get around term limits and have a puppet governorship. I can only imagine how that affected the children.

I’m sorry about your penis

It might not sound really exciting, but I’m looking forward to him opening it. In the spring my husband and I went to a chocolate making demonstration, and this French chocolatier had samples, one was, in his opinion, the best chocolate in the world, and it was really good chocolate. Valrhona, a French chocolate…

She was struck by her son’s question and decided then that she needed to speak up...in 1996? So she was so moved, she started fighting the good fight by...writing a memoir 23 years later?

My high school science lab partner believed the god put fossils there to test our faith thing, which really boded well for how we were going to work together in *science* class. 

Last time I talked to my dad about evolution he basically said it was a massive global conspiracy of scientists to "destroy faith in God". This was about 10 years ago and still fucking bizarre. 

I hate those tan-colored ear-piece microphones. It always looks like the wearer has sprouted a big wart. Just leave them black & shiny, or make them something like red or blue so it’s even more obvious! Nobody is fooled into not seeing those gigantic things!

If you hadn’t said the name, I’d swear you were talking about my sister-in-law. She was also a receptionist at a vet’s office that would give out unsolicited advice, and all the other stuff sounds up her alley as well.

so my previous comment was so clearly rhetorical and mocking and now there's someone in the grays who has helpfully mansplained vacations to me and I don't know what to do with that. Have you got similar? Please tell me you do because it's hilarious.

This one secretary figured out how! Doctors hate her!

No one ever told me that the “Holiday Party” for work (held at a restaurant on a Wednesday night and entirely self-paid) was basically “required.” I chose not to go as I’d have to pay for a babysitter and expensive food and booze (because where I’m from, if you don’t drink alcohol, or at least pretend to, then…

That’s a perfectly lovely gift at any age. Hope you don’t blame yourself.

...your mum sounds not nice.

Oh, it was so much worse. It was everything from an antivaxxer Facebook page just sat there blabbering next to you.

1) I worked at a very wealthy trade association with big Fortune 500 members. This was my first job so the holiday party would also be a first.

This surely won’t be the worst, but last year I had a company Christmas lunch in which the secretary explained to the director (a qualified veterinarian) and me (biomed r&d at the time) how cancer was a fungus that could be cured with baking soda and clean eating. For 15 minutes. And how her doctors had been amazed.…

Christmas was ruined but it wasn't you or your sister's fault at all.

Man I hope you don’t still feel bad about this. :( You were a kid, and it sounds like you did a better job than 99% of 11-year-olds would do! Your mom either has/had some Unresolved Issues (maybe the hat and scarf reminded her of a horrible incident from her own childhood?) ... or she’s just a fucking asshole. Either…