Because the truth depends on the context. -Zuck

I’m usually a bit offended by vaginal care products, almost always because they suggest that if you do even a lick of work, your hoohoo is going to smell like a dead trout that hungry cats would run from. Or that it’s the rare bit of time that you don’t have some kind of low grade infection (that stinks of course). By…

The daily custom catered salads don’t hurt either.

Yet somehow Instagram has no problem with Russian spam-botstitutes DMing my gay ass videos of gaping vaginas.

I don’t do it for the likes or retweets, I do it because more than likely both him and his father read every single tweet for validation, and hopefully they die just a little inside every time they see one from me.

I stopped watching this ages ago when ABC started bending over backwards to try and reach Conservative audiences. The View and several other shows suddenly had to have a token Conservative.

Conservatives have more targeted media coverage than probably any other group on the planet. ABC can miss me with all this…

Did they just own the libs?

Incorrect. If she had said it was “a less-moving piece of relationship news,” then yes. In this case, absolutely not. And in editing, real editing, there’s no such thing as just the “most glaring ones.” 

Vaginal Steaming? Fake Women’s Health solution.

“Industry sized” should also have a hyphen - should we chastise you for missing that?

How much time on your hands do you even have? 

Maybe it was the mention of Jameela Jamil, but this sounds like something from an episode of The Good Place. She’s doing something bad in order to (supposedly*) do something good.

Another way innovative to free up some cash would be to stop spending so much. Maybe you don’t need a different luxury car for every day of the month? She could probably cut her wig budget in half and be able to sponsor a dozen halfway houses

The other day when Kanye was lamenting the revealing nature of his wife’s clothing I was thinking, “Boy, you better not get on Al Gores internet or you will certainly be in for a surprise.”

And even then, she was pretty talentless. Sure, bj’s are like pizza where even a bad one is ok but even the wife admitted ‘Woman needs to step up the game’

Hahahaha. This comment is so crude but I love it.

Was it really, though? I haven’t seen the video in question, but I don’t recall any buzz for the size of Ray J’s tool.

Poor people give a much higher percentage of their income to charity than wealthy people do, so this is mostly unsurprising.

“It’s totally fine that I sell poop shakes to young girls because the money goes to people who really need it.”

I wish she would give all this up and get back to her roots of sucking a cock the size of a Civil War cannon on the internet.