A Juggalo. I would elaborate but I don't really think that's necessary.

That woman who is dating her dad.

good call. they were awful in the one sketch they WERE in.

Aww. Thanks!

The holiday parties at my former company were epic. An open bar, a free hotel room and 150 stressed out workers made for a drunken festival.

My birthday is exactly a week before Christmas, and as such, is almost always the day that my office chooses to have their holiday party. This has happened several times over the years with various jobs, and it is generally uncomfortable and has occasionally gotten weird.

The most memorable, however, was several…

I've been with the same company for about 7 years, but after 4 years in New York, I moved to our office in Chicago. The very first Chicago holiday party, we went to a Mexican restaurant and everyone had to get drunk because we were playing Minute To Win It games. I was chosen for the game where two 2-liter soda…

I worked for a non-profit Modern Dance company in Chicago. Only two of us in the office. Administrative Assistant and handled the Educational Outreach program. My boss, "M" was Devil Wears Prada boss. I lost count of how many times that woman made me cry and the the hell I dealt with. HOWEVER, I needed the work, I…

Well, this story isn't from a holiday party, but it was an office party, and I sure as hell did make an ass out of myself. It was my first big party at my first real job; I was in charge of planning the day's activities, so naturally I was in panic mode for an entire week straight before the event. I wanted to impress…

That's a reasonable dealbreaker.

I hope you're right because the reality of what I've published has just dawned on me and I am currently seized by fear.

I'm not really sure how they select models, but I have been under the impression that designers avoid women who have had a lot of obvious plastic surgery done. This might preclude Kylie from ever being considered for modeling, if she had the ambition to do so in the first place.

This was a hot mess of rambling words. I could't even finish it for fear of a seizure.

Love SNL, but Sarah seemed to be the weak link in nearly every sketch. There were so many flubbed punch lines!

Show was terrible(er). I sometimes enjoy her standup, but this show was just...ugh.

This story comes, as do most of my better ones, from my time working at Space Camp. I was working an adult weeklong camp during the off season and it came to the time of week when the campers participated in their extended mission which was eight hours long. I was working the SpaceHab area which is the self contained…

I get some sort of joy inside from what an unfortunate looking child January Jones was. How did she end up so beautiful?

Yeah, it's a bit of a one-two punch, huh?