As someone who used to work in the building, I can assure that Reese never wore sunglasses inside and was always extremely friendly to everyone.

Amateur Parkour enthusiast.

Guy who whispered "I love you" to me while I slept after only a week of "dating". I wish I had just been a heavier sleeper.

I wish I could get a job ghost writing these taglines.

Happy as a clam in high tide Rob...

I had to add to our intern orientation that "when wearing a short skirt, interns should wear underwear" due to multiple incidents.

I was watching the news when this happened. Sad that my first reaction when the story went up on Jezebel was excitement that I was part of this moment in history.

They are beautiful, but I feel myself wheezing just looking at them. I guess as long as there wasn't wedding video documenting my horrific coughing spells during this, I'd be down.

Jezebel: Oh you want to enjoy Friday night? Here, let's give you a few posts to make you feel icky inside.

Maybe I just still have the creepy purity dads on my mind...