It really doesn’t matter if it is PG, because this movie will instantly inspire a porn version, and algebra teaches us that PG+X=R.

All of the Trek Shows had a small number of core characters and the rest were glorified extras. So what if the bridge crew aren’t the center of the story this time around. How does that really matter where it comes to story telling? And after 28 season and 5 series and 13 movies, shouldn’t people know what’s going on?…

The pilot’s name is Detmer and she was dang delight this episode.

I’m enjoying the series so far, and here’s an idea for those that aren’t enjoying it: stop watching it. Really. Life is too short.

“I want Robbie Robertson back”

Youtube’s great for music videos, or sporting highlight reels. The rest of it is easy enough to avoid.

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Whenever there are Satanists, Jimmy Buffet is sure to follow.

If your dog can't afford to tip he should eat at home.

Then take the dog on some long walks - not to restaurants, grocery stores, and the like.

Can you expand that to include people who refer to themselves as “dog moms” or “dog dads”?

Alternatively, you could just ban entitled douchebags from your restaurant. I’d start with man-buns, neck beards, and Volvo drivers.

Two dogs. Two cats. I don't take any of them to restaurants. 

Why does everyone want to bring their dog with them every time they leave the house? Grocery store-bring your dog. Retail store that has absofuckinglutely nothing to do with dogs or pets-bring your dog along! Maybe there will be another dog there and they can bark and fight!

“Why can’t my dog sit just outside the restaurant patio?”

You mean like the Las Vegas terrorist, or the South Carolina terrorist, or the Aurora terrorist?

Yeah Sarah Palin is such an honest woman who never casts judgement on others.  I was also upset when they parodied her on a satirical television show.  

Thoughts and prayers.

I *might* feel a little bit bad for them if Donald hadn’t been such a complete dick to Obama, going on and on about birth certificate fraud, how much he golfs and so on. OR if he wasn’t busy insulting every other person who ever criticized him. Respect is a two-way street, and the Trumps absolutely, positively deserve…

Yes, but did she demand to speak to SNL’s manager? We all know that is the truest evidence of peak white lady rage.