I, too, was that girl in my group of friends. I grew up in a secular household so I never believed in the Ouija board, but my friends were really gullible and I was a good liar. 

That was me. I moved it. If you ever used the ouija board with me, I was jerking the oracle around slowly from letter to letter because your slumber party was annoying and that game was boring and I liked watching you freak out.

Has it occurred to the scientists that the dead people are taking control of the alive people’s eyeballs because they already knew this?

Well, of course *you’d* say that, Three Dicks.

Wait, there are people who don’t already know this?? It was obvious to me the first time I saw it in the theater and I was five years old at the time. Luke looks down at his mechanical hand, realizing that he’ll become like Vader if he kills him.

I don’t see dislike or indifference as an issue; everyone’s taste is their business. It’s the lengths that the naysayers go to that baffles me.

Yeah, a large number seem to have grown up with the prequels and TPM was their first SW movie experience in a cinema. They also think a marginal increase in representation is declaring war on white males.

Solo also did poorly because the holiday it was released on is the death slot for films. It was a horrible weekend to release a film. Deadline and THR head articles about all the films that had flopped there throughout the past.

a backlash of whiney alt-right manbabies

Finn is actually my favorite character in the Sequel Trilogy and his character being shredded and made useless (as well as suddenly giving him piloting skills out of nowhere) in TLJ is my #1 problem with this film.

I suggest you try to find the middle path.

Thanks that really hits the nail on the head. I have no problems with people who have an issue with the film structurally - parts were badly paced, the chase seemed superfluous and it didn’t benefit from picking up right after The Force Awakens.

“We, as in the rest of r/prequelmemes and I.”

NO U DON’T UNDERSTAND

I’m sold. Where can I buy the Marvel’s “What If Pepper Potts Teleported And Laser-Eyed Thanos” comic book?

“There were no prank calls in previous Star Wars films,” Qeylis1 said in disbelief. “They don’t belong in Star Wars!”

Despite living and breathing Star Wars my whole life, the fact I loved TLJ has now made me “not a star wars fan” to these clowns. Because apparently I don’t like it correctly, or some shit.

Fandumb brings a looooot of baggage to something that should be as simple as discussing if you liked a movie or not.

What “rules” are even in Star Wars to break? It’s Science Fantasy not Science Fiction, it has no real rules, just vague systems and mechanics to support a simple hero’s journey narrative.

Gosh! Is there any problem that punching can’t solve?