Being articulate through your rage is a skill I need to cultivate. My answer to this question would have been a series of increasingly loud grunts, followed by the sound of a tea kettle whistling as my head exploded.

Except by saying that black people invented stand-up comedy you absolutely are denying Jewish people credit for their contributions to popular culture. Just saying you’re Jewish doesn’t make that any less true.

‘Wait a minute, who’s going to tell the thick black girls that they’re sexy and fly, too?’

Easy now—we don’t call Minaj out for things ‘round here.

Really, Nicki? So much problematic here. You’re going to go after other women for having plastic surgery to change their bodies? And women staying with abusers is “weakness”? Guess they should just be stronger, huh?

JESUS CHRIST, CAROL

Being an Irish-American never ceases to be embarrassing. Actually Carol, you constantly fucking whine about it. You are whining about it right now! Stop comparing the history of Irish people in this country to the history of black people, it's gross.

Did anyone else last night wonder what the fuck was up with Margulies’s awful wigs?! I know she always wears a wig to play Alicia, but the stiff, center-part wig from last night was soooo fucking bad. I feel like such a homosexual for not being able to get over it, but come on.

“The Atlantic Slave Trade between the 1500s and 1800s brought millions of workers people from Africa to the southern United States to work as slaves on agricultural plantations.”

These changes will be reflected in the digital version of the program immediately and will be included in the program’s next print run.

Don’t pretend this isn’t what Texas Board of Ed told you to print and you won’t just say it because you are afraid they won’t keep doing business with you if you do.

“We can do better.”

it’s truly sad and it doesn’t get any better. sorry for the spoiler.

I have literally never been more curious about something in my entire life. Good god it’s driving me crazy!!!

There was a hilarious Behind the Scenes/Wonderfully Awful Lifetime movie about it just this weekend. I mean. So I hear.

is there a list somewhere of people who were written off shows because of feuds? My gossip hungering soul would love to read it. The only one I can think of off hand was in charmed that one sister “died” because she was fighting with the other (the one who married Cole the demon not the one who married Leo the angel)…

random dude: “ I am a feminist!”

I know nothing about her other than she did that video where she’s doing the “walk of shame” and everyone is giving her high fives instead of side-eye and that she organized this slut walk (which is amazing) so she’s ok in my book.