I got mine.

I'll wager Siri has undergone some significant updates and improvements since Apple bought it. That said, I'd also wager the iPhone 4 will run it just fine when somebody enables Siri through jailbreak.

Apple paid between $100-$200 million to acquire Siri, so it's not like the software enhancement was without significant cost. Source: [articles.businessinsider.com]

Short answer: because it's the main reason to buy an iPhone 4S.

Relevant.

As a marketing person, I'm offended, but only because I know you're right :)

Apple has replaced my iPad twice for physical damage. My wife dropped it on a driveway the first time. The next time, my sister-in-law, who has seizures, dropped it while visiting. I didn't have AppleCare, and I didn't make up some story. I just shot them straight, and they just handed me a new one.

Salad dressing...but I don't want to eat it.

Jobs understood that allowing porn onto the App Store would open a Pandora's Box.

I doubt many television or computer speakers can hit high enough frequencies to achieve the dog whistle effect.

...and we were wrong. :-(

I agree with what you're saying, and I think it's the most likely scenario. I'd be really surprised if we don't see an iPhone 5 today.

No, I'm saying that when I see a tweet from the Onion, I would expect it to be funny. An apparently serious message from the Onion makes me think they've been hacked. It's confusing, and most importantly NOT FUNNY.

No touching!

We shouldn't underestimate the disruption in the supply chain caused by the Japanese earthquake and tsunami. That's easily a 4 month delay, turning a normal 12-month interval into something unusual.

There are over 100 million self-described "conservatives" in the country, and Fox News doesn't have a fraction of that many viewers.

There was a recall?

Taste the happy, Michael.

But that Tweet alone wasn't funny at all. By their nature, Tweets need to contain the entirety of a message. The Onion's Tweet contained what appeared to be an entire message, but without any funny included.

Kodak invented the digital camera in 1975. Think about that for a second.