@Kyonkochan: Canada? Is that one of the 57 states?

@saboth: But there are yellow page directories on the internet.

@DreamTheEndless: Unfortunately a lot of email submission forms block "+" as an acceptable character. I found out about that trick awhile back but unfortunately I had to quit trying to use it when sites kept rejecting my email address as invalid.

This is why it always worries me when we call in the National Guard as police after natural disasters.

@H.R.Pufnstuf: Joke was good...some people are just America-hating douchebags who'd rather throw stones at us than deal with their own mediocre country's problems.

My careful frame by frame forensic analysis reveals that this is just a Chinese photoshop of a video where I was squirting my brother with a garden hose.

You may or may not know that even to this day, shitting in public is a very common phenomenon in India

Liberty...who needs it?

@RoboticSpacePenguin: Ugh, the login page is low resolution. Why?!?

Gizmodo, "do you understand that the world does not revolve around you and your "do whatever it takes, ruin as many people's lives, so long as you can make a name for yourself as an investigatory journalist, no matter how many friends you lose or people you leave dead and bloodied along the way, just so long so you…

I wouldn't lend any Creedence to this rumor.

I can't wait until I see somebody awkwardly pawing at their phone like this in public.

@Benguin the Albatross: Leave JJ Abrams alone!

@sbunny: Watch out for the combination analyst/therapist.

@greeze: There's not a place in the United States where only a single internet provider is available.

@compro01: You can't vote out the FCC. You can take your money to a different telco.

@jrefenes: I agree, and made a similar point earlier.

Net neutrality, in the most basic sense, just means that all traffic is treated identically.

I think you hear us whining.

@arcticfox012: It seems like you haven't had a warranty for about a year now.