I'm okay with this as long as they ban fish dinners from all single-pilot flights.

The guards' motivations are quite transparent.

I'm on a horse.

@mikeness: They're true internet classics.

@Leak Plugger: +1 Wendy Peffercorn

@Gurg: Oh, I did!

@The HZA.: It's called acting.

Frost also has the ability to turn her body into a diamond, making her impenetrable.

How's the update going for other 3G owners?

@Kitsune-Hazard: I personally appreciate a light that comes on at something greater than 25% output, and takes less than a minute to ramp up to full power.

Am I the only one who thinks that CFLs just plain suck?

@zissousociety: It was a joke, referencing the article.

@ZanipoloLebron: Believe me, we have enough to worry about other than secretly conquering our hat.

@artiofab: I'm very interested in subscribing to your newsletter about making cars run on renewable energy.

@Post-Nuked: Feel free to move up there anytime instead of wishing this on the rest of us.

@Kofi Appiah Biney: I thought a sniper killed you at the Discovery Channel building.

He looks about as impressed as I am.

@DefectedStormTrooper: I don't see what modern-day Chicago has to do with New York in a thousand years.

@SkipErnst: Shut up, Surrogates sucked.

@MikeofLA: I'm going with this.