@flink: 147 grain 9mm rounds are virtually all subsonic.

@wildweasel72: Agreed.

@whmr: Get back beneath your bridge, troll.

@everlast556: Thanks. Mine's a S&W M&P and now wears a Magpul sling and Aimpoint Micro red dot.

@rjachmann: Well, you guys are known for having the best windmills...or was I lied to?

@Hellaphunt: I'm not sure which of my posts you were responding to...but if it was the one talking about wind turbines being sekrit Russian airplanes, then yes, this is a perfect example, thanks.

@Citizen Kang: Virtually every AR-15 style rifle I've ever seen was marked for 5.56x45 NATO, so that would be a very safe move.

@everlast556: Here's mine (unfortunately pre-Aimpoint and pre-sling, but featuring a pack of saltines).

@w1llk - Undoubtedly Cookies: Dang, time to move on to plan B.

@Dynasty99: This I gotta see!

@jay13x: Thanks ;)

@jay13x: Nobody said you were supposed to swallow it after sucking it out.*

@w1llk - Undoubtedly Cookies: Heck, if you can engineer a pee-powered car, then you could patent the invention and built yourself a billion-dollar Zombie survival compound with miniguns and a private army. Screw siphoning from cars...you'd run Zombieland!

@Citizen Kang: Sorry for the pile-on...looks like my point has already been addressed. Hopefully some lurker is educated by my post anyway.

@Citizen Kang: 5.56x45 NATO is a different loading that develops significantly higher pressures than the "sporting" .223 Remington cartridge.

@brarian: Yup. I hate ridiculously inaccurate hyperbole.

@sunspot72: The military says that the thousands of existing turbines in the gusty Tehachapi Mountains, to the west of the R-2508 military complex in the Mojave Desert, have already limited its abilities to test airborne radar used for target detection in F/A-18s and other aircraft.

@Erik The Red: I wasn't scoffing at the entire argument, just at the notion that a random guy looking at the sky could be a viable replacement for radar.

I predict this will result in numerous third-degree burns as children raised in the iPad age grow up.

@dc-united: "Handles? Where we're going, we don't need handles."