@sunspot72: Did you read the article?

@JuneBeatle80: If that's the reason, it seems like a simple cover or shammy cloth would take up less space and be just as practical...

@Hellaphunt: But they're just turboprops, so they're slow moving. We just need to install SAM batteries near each of the turbine fields. Problem solved.

@King_Faisal_94: Yeah, you'd think they learned that after iPhone4.

@2 replies: Apple's question is "When will those darn consumers learn that our way is so much better than anyone else's?"

Honest question - what's the purpose of this? Are the elements that dangerous to the average bike?

@SpikeJnZ + GT35R = Love: A three hour tour can sometimes take quite a bit longer than expected.

@Erik The Red: Yeah, eyes work great for tracking 600 mph objects in the dark.

@countjackula: I think the discussion is more about how the risk increases as wind farms become more popular and widespread.

@sunspot72: Conspiracy theories are a common refuge of those struggling to make sense of the world around them. See a therapist.

@Almightywhacko:

@Sean Reynolds: Wow.

@Xeno: Better idea that will please all political affiliations:

@OMG! British Dinosaur!: Haha, fair enough. I agree that Gizmodo should have no part in content management for various localities...it's up to the Taliban to block bikini videos if they're banned in their part of the world.

@Dabamasha: Fair enough...I'm just here to discuss, not to convert. :)

@Hand_O_Death: I agree. I'm not some InfoWarrior that believes the NWO runs the nation, or that fluoride is in the water to control our minds.

@Crash Davis: "Ah, the ol' reach-around." - GOB

@bluebears: I believe him. But of course, I was a virgin until I got married too, so I don't buy into the whole "ZOMG HOW CAN YOU LIVE" mentality.

But then, having been a comedy writer earlier in my life, what do I know of funny?

@Hand_O_Death: You're missing the point completely. Read my post above.