@Traveshamockery: Image uploader fail.

Well, that just triggered everybody's firewall.

@Traveshamockery: Best post ever.

@krylyr:

@docmarionum1: It's a juicy jewel of flavor.

@batmanjit: +12 million

@n. alexander ligon: I know, right?

I hope this thing floats.

@SAThorn: Grassy knoll, duh.

@melloki76: So free cell phones for the boonies too, right? Gotta Tweet.

@MaNiFeX: Or we could live in an anti-capitalist state (I'll avoid the "s-word", which would just offend the MSNBC junkies) which believes that mostly valueless programs are worthwhile, and that everyone should be taxed to fund them.

@ninjamurf: Thank you.

@lazaruspryor: Haha! Nice contribution. When you can't dispute the argument, attack the person!

@Yerzriknot: Yeah, why wouldn't we all support universal healthcare?! It's FREE!

@mrisinger: If they have a phone, they can have the internet. You're acting like broadband is a requirement for internet use.

@showbiz2: You're right, they're not deserving of getting broadband subsidized for free when the rest of us have to pay not only the service, but the infrastructure too.

@lazaruspryor: The poll wasn't about repealing the 14th amendment, just amending it to eliminate birthright citizenship for illegals.

@iceman77: Actually, there was a post here a long time ago about some athlete saying "doosh", which made it kind of a recurring joke, so I was defending you, assuming you were referring to that old meme.

I once had a final consisting of one hundred true or false questions. Instead of splitting it down the middle, the jerk teacher made it a 78/22 True/False split.