Gz, Frcc, trll mch?

@Gottliebs Cards: It's the new Race Card - the Playboy Card!

@Sheed's Bald Spot: "I would liked to have seen Montana (Fishburne)"

@The_Vitto: Good points, but we don't know the full reasons behind Apple's denial. The Home button is well known as a multi-function button. The volume rocker (or discrete buttons on the iPhone4) aren't ever used differently, as far as I know.

What an idiot. Everybody knows Magary runs this place.

@The_Vitto: So they'd assume that the dedicated "volume button" equals "take picture"?

@Stradigos: NOOOOOOO....ONLY FOX SAYS THINGS THAT AREN'T TRUE! OLBERMANN TOLD ME!

@Graviton1066: I see what you mean. I'm no lawyer, so I can't speak as to how justifiable such a law would be, but I have no problem with separating calling plans and phone purchases (as an option).

@Graviton1066: So are you referring (for example) to the requirement to buy a data plan when you buy an iPhone? Or just the fact that phones are "locked" by default when you buy them?

@Graviton1066: What constitutional authority does the Federal government have to pass such a law?

@Graviton1066: Why?

@FredEx: Somebody hasn't been around Deadspin long enough...

@Kam Fong As Chin Ho: The only reason a married man would use a condom is if he's terrified of the prospect that he might possess Hercules sperm that will defeat her birth control

@Traveshamockery: Here's some clearer info about what goes on at these idiotic celebrations: [www.pakguns.com]

@jamn: How are you going to hang it securely on the wall for free?

In a lot of places, firing guns in the air is a cultural thing. It's stupid, don't get me wrong. Just look at this video of fools in Pakistan after a wedding:

@EljhHck: Pixels cost money!

@Marc Norton: Wow, that sounds convenient.

@fuchikoma: Ignoring the context of the Hiroshima nuclear attack and calling it a "massacre" is completely intellectually dishonest and proves that you're out to disparage America at the expense of rational discussion.

@TailsNZ: And keep in mind that they didn't even surrender after we dropped the bomb on Hiroshima. Why would nuking a field work when nuking a city didn't?