@Francisco Galárraga: They didn't even surrender after the first bomb was dropped! It took two cities being nuked before the Japanese laid down their arms. What makes you think one nuke in the wilderness would have swayed them?

@CallMeJordy265: Yeah, there was no context at all to dropping that bomb. The Japanese were just minding their own business when we rolled up and dropped the A-Bomb on them. Yup, no wongdoing at all on their part...

@TailsNZ: Wow, that's some fabulous historical revisionism. Care to provide any substance to back up your assertion?

I wanted to believe my beloved UK, but then I saw that kid's unibrow.

@StuckBetweenStations: +1 kick

I was the guy crapping in the dark at work. I mean, not that particular guy, but I've been "that guy" before.

@Hit Bull Win Steak: They did it on their own: [jezebel.com]

@FavreFAIL: We all have a gay friend now!

@Yarfunkle: From the Jez thread:Evolutionary psychology makes me stabby.

@ZaxxonQ.com: We find Starbuck's Viper there in 3...2...1...

@BazookaJoe: Obvious troll is obvious.

@TendoMentis: Yeah, "frak" is basically the geek equivalent of "frikkin" or "friggin", a milder form of a less acceptable word.

@rainfool87: Well, it certainly might matter to his kids...

@Diminuendo: On the other hand, a lot of people, me included, feel that actual cursing is just immature in most contexts. It's certainly no more "grown up" than saying "frak".

@origamiguy: You know cursing has gotten too ubiquitous in our society when people start dropping the F-Bomb over a mild spoiler on a movie that's been out for weeks.

I've seen this done before. Of course, it works best on dirt...

The Big Lithuanian's adept semicolon usage puts us all to shame.

I think somebody should tell /b/ about the email address conveniently located at the bottom of that webpage.

Found my new carry on!

I suggest a permaban for the first person to make a "hanging chad" joke.