@Augureone: Ah yes, another person that willfully ignorant of what the "right to freedom of speech" really means.

@michael: Then we should post an article about the toast I ate for breakfast this morning. After all, toast is made with toasters, and that's technology.

The Guardian has created this grim mash-up cherrypicking key events to make things look even worse.

David Kahn Continues To Be Eminently Quotable, Stupid

@DirksBabyMama:

@sukkerpunch: The Lord prefers lever actions.

@MikeofLA: New York has exceptionally strict rules on this, but they're not necessarily the same nationwide.

@Wwhat: A gun with an orange tip is still a gun under the law. The charges would be identical regardless of how the gun is painted.

I'm picturing Darth Vader shooting the bank manager, then turning to the cowering teller and saying "You are in command now, Branch Manager Piett."

I'm picturing Darth Robber shooting the bank manager, then turning to the compliant teller and saying "You are in command now, Branch Manager Piett."

@d1zzle: Nice.

@Peasle: Holy Crap, Inception is about DREAMS!!??!

@SEDAGIVE?!: Yeah, branding is so unimportant.

@Ron_Artesticular_Fortitude: That comment alone has to increase Deadspin's PageRank by an order of magnitude.

@SmarchHare: They explained that away by saying that your perception while in a dream is that the dream world is normal, and it's only after you wake up that you realize something was strange.

@SnarlyHustle: Who are we talking about again? I thought this was a cross-post from Gawker or something.

Great article overall, but...

@VegasTheory: Can we just ban anybody who makes a comment like this one in the future?

Toshiba is said to be working on a compromise for those who didn't register their product, likely involving a free HD DVD player and five discs.

John Kerry thinks you should be reporting on Manny Ortez's big Home Run Derby win instead.