@Run_for_it_Marty: You can say that again.

DirecTV's remote scheduler app for the iPhone. I'm awful at remembering to record shows, so it saves my life on a regular basis.

@Punkateer: As opposed to the "prairie dog" of a turd peeking out when you can't make it to the toilet in time.

@Bullet_Tooth_Tony: Seconded...chick poop, especially MOM chick poop is something worse than anything else found in civilized society.

@Joel Cooper: Best Facebook contribution ever?

I am "distressed" by the owner's "excessive" utilization of what some call "quotation marks".

@Can-We-Trust-Bermuda: Good call, but in my experience most shifter-on-the-column cars have front bench seats anyway. Bonus flip up armrest!

I have a Jersey he signed for me and his rookie card....I will burn them both on UTUBE

So that's what Apple meant when they said their formula for calculating iPhone signal bars was totally wrong.

@Ah Yes: Scientific Progress goes "Boink"?

@ClueHeywood: I think the old, old, wooden ship's name was Diversity.

Every time I'm skillfully up shifting through the gearbox or sexily downshifting around turns I imagine I'm a Formula One driver hauling ass through the streets of Monte Carlo thinking of which Euro supermodel I'm gonna hook up with at the post race soirée whilst wearing my tuxedo and drinking my martini.

@FredEx: That doesn't really make any sense.

@Delonte, Interrupted: RACIST!

Suddenly lesbians everywhere are worried about the kind of precedent this sets for the WNBA.

@InsanePenguin: You're making a typical emotional argument: heavy on "what if" and "can't you imagine if...", while being light on actual examples.

@IH_kumicho: We appear to agree on one thing - our current level of spending is unsustainable without some changes.

@NyQuilPillz: Like I said...foreigner.

@IH_kumicho: You do realize that objecting to SOME taxes isn't the same as claiming that there should be NO taxes, right?

@InsanePenguin: Ah yes, another liberal nanny-stater that believes we the people must be protected from ourselves!