@Ccomfo1: You're really focusing on the militia, as if the founder's views on the militia somehow override their clear support for other citizens keeping and bearing arms.

@Nickly: Sounds like the North Korean team needs to be lining up the best eugoogalizer they can find.

@Incoherent: "I know what I am talking about sir! I used to work in the movie business!" I remember the customer yelling at my face...

@Ccomfo1: I'm going to call BS on your claim that "often times said gun is used against them". Provide a source or concede the point, please.

@Ccomfo1: Ah, yes, the tired ol' thoroughly debunked militia argument. You should really come up with a new one, though I never pass on the opportunity to debunk misinformation with clear fact.

@PaintTheSkyGrey: And he was in Chicago, where criminal protection laws would have put him behind bars for daring to defend himself.

@GreezyG: Unfortunately, this mugging occurred in Chicago, where criminals don't have to fear legally armed citizens.

Report: Apple Fanboy mugs other Apple Fanboy, takes his place in line.

@Dmoralize: +9 millimeters

Slap across the mouth in the USA: Assault.

@iKiddo: Yes, let's just quit oil altogether.

Shin guards - you're doing it wrong.

All of "Everything You Wish For" should not be contained in "All The Things That Happen". Talk about your paradoxes...

@RedBackFur: Yeah, I love that my Hyundai Sonata isn't a supported accessory.

@NuevoLeon: I'll check them out, thanks.

So what will power Europe at night? There's not a battery system in the world that could hold enough charge to see them through the darkness without running out of juice.

Wow, I'm really glad I didn't update. Thanks, Gizmodo, you saved me some serious heartburn.

@ZLevee: Eh, it happens both ways. I've encountered plenty of people on the internet that scoff at a "Fox News" article that's actually from the AP, or pull random examples of the NYT's liberal bias to justify discounting an article that's otherwise legit.

@SeraphX2: Where?!? ;)

@smkm: He's not stuck in you, it's stuck on him. It's no more attached inside the woman's vagina than a normal diaphragm.