Why do people who object to the death penalty not object to life imprisonment? Really, is living your life out behind bars any more humane or just than the government putting you to death?

@neutiquam: I bet that really burns her up.

@Sexy Hotdog: That's the White House press corps' resident anti-Semite, Helen Thomas.

I haven't seen a bitter tirade like this since the last commenter purge.

@TheSonOfKrypton: It had to be said!

This post has a very "In the Year Two Thousannnnnd, iiiinnnn the Year Two ThoussssAAAAAANNND!" vibe.

@BlowfishAvenger: My company builds electronics here, but our sales are measured in millions, not billions.

@runplaysleeprun: The supply of workers will increase while demand decreases. That means lower wages and less leverage on worker's part to force improvements in working conditions. It also means that 800,000 people will be unemployed, at least temporarily.

@SmallShark: Don't be ridiculous. New Balance makes all their higher end models of sneakers in the USA, and they're priced around $100 a pair.

@Complexified: So what are they going to do about it?

@Shaftoe: Believe it or not, this is actually the best of John's recent contributions to Gawker's sites. Take a look at his posting history.

"So long as our boys don't call them cocksuckers, we should be okay." - Crash Davis

@JohnnyZito: Jim Caviezel can pass quite well in that role...take a look at him. It's not like he's Irish.

@G-Squared: You are not making any sense.

@ceilingFANBOY: I was just in Baltimore by the Inner Harbor and made that exact same decision.

@andrelix: $100 wouldn't even cover a high quality lawyer taking a dump while thinking about your case.

@designguybrown: You've got to be kidding.

@G-Squared: If everyone steals their content, then, yes, it will ruin their business.

@That_was_totally_Batman: Or don't steal stuff. That's an option too.

@deiscane: "iPhone" was a Cisco trademark, and Apple bought the rights.