I want to snorgle their little bellies and coo at them while my face bleeds from the multiple puncture marks caused by their wee widdle murder-mittens.

You are not alone. I had the exact same thought.

I can’t figure out why Kyle bursts into tears and spews, “Fuck you!” whenever this is brought up.

I wish Kyle would just admit that she and Teddi have a closer relationship than she has with others. WHO CARES? That’s how friendships work!

Thank you.

Wow, you really went for it. That was dark. (But also probably 100% accurate).

Those cooking scenes make cannibalism look awesome. 

Hannibal is my number one all time tv show. It is so weird and gay and gorgeous and incredibly acted. I’m astounded it was allowed to go for three seasons. I’m rewatching it right now (I think for the fourth time) and it may be the best media I’ve consumed during quarantine. Give it a couple of episodes to get going th…

I don’t know why I ever gave this show a chance because it didn’t seem like it was for me at all but I did and what a ride. It’s weird and creepy and BEAUTIFULLY shot. The leads are incredible and the recurring actors (Raúl Esparza, Gillian Anderson, Eddie Izzard, Michael Pitt, everyone) are a treat whenever they show…

Shelter Catstravaganza!

Pence, Mitch and Barr as well.  COVID may ironically end up being the very thing that saves us from a 2nd term of Dunce in office.

Is Trump living in a sealed chamber in the WH? I’ve heard he’s a notorious germaphobe but it’s hard to believe he’s been able to dodge the virus this long.

Thank you. Man, this was a frustrating review to read. It was like the reviewer would make a note at the start of a scene, before bothering to see the scene till the end—”Ugh, why are they at the beach?” A C+?? I mean I admit this episode wasn’t filled with set pieces like last week’s, but I was pretty engrossed…

I believe he is on this year’s Masterchef Australia

You gotta try the eggs. I was one of those who viewed that video in surprise and alarm, but now I’m a preacher for the Church of Gordon Ramsay’s Scrambled Eggs.

Nobody! puts pizza in a closet!

Brown and black can work together really well. However, this is not how I would have styled them. 

The biggest problem I have with them is that they’re brown and she’s wearing a black dress, yeck. But the shoes in and of themselves, I don’t really have a problem with them. 

They’re fine. I think the Kardashian angle might be clouding everything. But yeah. They’re fine. And certainly not the ugliest expensive pair of shoes I’ve seen in this series. I’d wear them if they were gifted to me, and if I had wealth I’d probably buy them.