I’m inclined to agree with Cameron. The Mythbusters had the advantage of a lot of time to come up with a strategy, and were not in a life threatening situation where if they made a wrong move, someone they cared about would die.

“Cannot run out time. There is infinite time. You are finite. Zathras is finite. This is wrong tool!

“I’d like to live just long enough to be there when they cut off your head and stick it on a pike as a warning to the next ten generations that some favors come with too high a price. I would look up at your lifeless eyes and wave like this. *waves* Can you and your associates arrange this for me, Mr. Morden?”

I liked that, so I invested a bit of work.

I met Carson Kressley at an airport.

3) Anyone else playing Bachelor Fantasy? I feel like such a loser ever typing that but football just ended and I need something inconsequential to play with/worry about.

That’s awesome!! My “group” is just me and my bf (LAME, I know) and we’re using the ESPN app because we noticed it had shown up after fantasy football ended. No brackets, you just answer weekly questions and pick your top 4/final rose by Jan 16th.

LMAO the vacuum! Also: one of the fantasy questions was “what color dress will most women be wearing?” and I picked black because LIKE EVERY WOMAN on the season 20 premiere wore black. My scientific, empirical sample of 30: officially shattered.

1) Where did she get that vacuum - 1972?

• Evan Rachel Wood is dating the man in black. [ONTD]

Wired mused, “if our math is right... their boycott [is] a protest against free speech.”

Counterpoint: The Little Drummer Boy is the best Christmas song ever; it makes me cry and you’re a monster.

david bowie did a version of little drummer boy though. bowie!! nothing bowie did can be the worst!

It would be way more fun if they were a subsidiary of LexCorp, which would lend itself to some Better Off Ted style satire.

I mean, I’ve had issues going to my #2 comfort show, Parks and Rec, because it’s about government. Every time she mentions Hillary, I want to cry.

Important point, the transmission of the microbiome, glad someone mentioned it.

Oh boy, you’re gonna die inside. So sorry your doggie is sick :(

Ollie E. Krabappel.

Also - if this gets nominated for an award what do we think John Travolta will do with the name Auli’i Cravalho?