It took me weeks to get it looked at too, especially since it was right when I went back to work and was super broke. My husband had to yell at me to go to urgent care to get it looked at.

I got hives all over my body about two months after giving birth, right when I went back to work. It was awful, and the steroids helped but they didn’t go away right away. I don’t even think I mentioned having just given birth to the doctor because I was technically ‘healed’ but looking back I think it may have been a…

Hey, fuckface. Two decades working in veterinary hospitals here. No one uses that term. Making shit up doesn’t make you correct. It just showcaes what an absolute, gaping asshole you are.

I lived in Little Italy, Baltimore way back and while sitting our front of my row house I was asked plenty of times where is the “best” Italian restaurant. I told them if you are looking for spaghetti and meatballs you are in the wrong place, if you want authentic then any place would be fine. Tourists, SMH

Last week, I saw the Eric Whitacre Singers in concert. One of the pieces they performed was a work that Whitacre is actually still working on, based on a poem written by his best buddy and long-time collaborator Anthony Silvestri. Silvestri lost his wife to ovarian cancer 11 years ago, and is just now beginning to be…

Oh right, they’ll just check that he’s behaving via polygraph, a test so notoriously unreliable that it’s banned in military courts. That makes complete sense!

The song was written by Katherine Lee Bates, Wellesley College class of 1880. As any Wellesley alum can tell you, the preferred lyric is “crown they good with SISTERHOOD”- with a strong,shouted emphasis on sisterhood. Good on these ladies.

#wellesleypride

I’m inclined to agree with Cameron. The Mythbusters had the advantage of a lot of time to come up with a strategy, and were not in a life threatening situation where if they made a wrong move, someone they cared about would die.

I met Carson Kressley at an airport.

3) Anyone else playing Bachelor Fantasy? I feel like such a loser ever typing that but football just ended and I need something inconsequential to play with/worry about.

That’s awesome!! My “group” is just me and my bf (LAME, I know) and we’re using the ESPN app because we noticed it had shown up after fantasy football ended. No brackets, you just answer weekly questions and pick your top 4/final rose by Jan 16th.

LMAO the vacuum! Also: one of the fantasy questions was “what color dress will most women be wearing?” and I picked black because LIKE EVERY WOMAN on the season 20 premiere wore black. My scientific, empirical sample of 30: officially shattered.

1) Where did she get that vacuum - 1972?

• Evan Rachel Wood is dating the man in black. [ONTD]

Counterpoint: The Little Drummer Boy is the best Christmas song ever; it makes me cry and you’re a monster.

david bowie did a version of little drummer boy though. bowie!! nothing bowie did can be the worst!

I mean, I’ve had issues going to my #2 comfort show, Parks and Rec, because it’s about government. Every time she mentions Hillary, I want to cry.

Ollie E. Krabappel.

Also - if this gets nominated for an award what do we think John Travolta will do with the name Auli’i Cravalho?