OOO we’re planning a visit up there this summer!

He’s reached his final form!!

Babies come in four models:

Relevant xkcd:

You’re goddammit right. I just took a biology class where we talked about paramecium, and the urge to shout this was overwhelming:

Ummm... Hook is AWESOME and awesome on an additional level once you are a parent. I just rewatched it last year, so I’m not talking out my ass here. It is fun, pretty, and heartfelt. It is a goddamn treasure.

The 90s movie that needs a sequel is Joe Vs The Volcano. I have to know what happened to the luggage! Also, it is an under-appreciated, and very weird and strangely dark and goofy, movie.

Peter Pan was a wretched person who sacrificed his own son to avoid grown up responsibilities sending said child on a path to darkness and destruction.

I did a similar thing with my two nephew’s about 15 years ago and each is 19 and 21 today. I put in my VHS copy of Star Wars: the Empire Strikes Back and I sat them in a big chair of mine and reenacted the battle of Hoth shaking the chair during the action scenes. I had mostly forgotten doing that but it remains a…

This is amusing me, because I always have my higher level kids make up their multi-step own word problems as a challenge.

Kate Moseley should play Nancy Kerrigan.

I recently started re-watching. Well, truth told, I only ever started watching Gilmore Girls only in like Season 4, and never went back to watch the very first seasons until last year, so a lot of the early stuff is pretty fresh for me. So my distaste for Jess is VERY vivid. He is awful. There is literally nothing I…

My husband is like a hippie health nut and he’s really funny if I send him out to buy tampons for me. He’ll always come back with the brand and absorbency that I asked for, but he will ALSO get some kind of organic, all natural, made from kitten fur tampons he found in the health food aisle just in case I don’t want…

I once dated a guy where my period came mid-coitus during the first time we had sex. I was so embarrassed (I was young) I ran to the bathroom. When I came back he was gone...I was freaking out for 5 minutes when he came in the room and had brought me back tampons. No big deal. We’re married now. Moral of the story:…

I rip off a piece of the box and say, “Get me more of these.” He can’t get my takeout order right a lot of the time, but he always comes back with the correct feminine hygiene products.

Edited to add: Oh, one time Target was out of my brand so he called from the aisle to ask if “super absorbency” and “ultra absorbency”…

They honestly would have been great together.

I just recently watched season 1 and Dean didn’t start off being dumb. He and Rory recommended books to each other and discussed them and he got all of her and Lorelei’s references. They just dumbed him down so fucking much in the later seasons that I had forgotten what he was initially introduced as.

I hated Jess so much, I was legitimately and irrationally happy to hear that Milo Ventimiglia and Alexis Bledel broke up IRL. I did think it was weird that she ended up marrying someone who both looks exactly like her AND like someone who might have starred as a weird boyfriend of hers on Gilmore Girls, but eh…

I’m rewatching the series now with my roommate on Netflix and she had never seen it, and man is it totally different when you watch it as an adult.