You’re goddammit right. I just took a biology class where we talked about paramecium, and the urge to shout this was overwhelming:

Ummm... Hook is AWESOME and awesome on an additional level once you are a parent. I just rewatched it last year, so I’m not talking out my ass here. It is fun, pretty, and heartfelt. It is a goddamn treasure.

The 90s movie that needs a sequel is Joe Vs The Volcano. I have to know what happened to the luggage! Also, it is an under-appreciated, and very weird and strangely dark and goofy, movie.

That’s a human trait we need more of...

I’m sad Mirrormask didn’t make the list! But I also don’t know what I’d take out to make room for it.

Celebration time is between 1900 and 1905 tomorrow. Do not overly celebrate again.

i feel like-*is dragged away and force-fed Prozium II until it stops*

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no gun kata no dice

Peter Pan was a wretched person who sacrificed his own son to avoid grown up responsibilities sending said child on a path to darkness and destruction.

Circles/

I did a similar thing with my two nephew’s about 15 years ago and each is 19 and 21 today. I put in my VHS copy of Star Wars: the Empire Strikes Back and I sat them in a big chair of mine and reenacted the battle of Hoth shaking the chair during the action scenes. I had mostly forgotten doing that but it remains a…

This is amusing me, because I always have my higher level kids make up their multi-step own word problems as a challenge.

Mandatory:

Kate Moseley should play Nancy Kerrigan.

Those fish are VERY active and have well...canibalistic tendancies. They eat their eggs. They eat their babies, they bite other adult’s tail and probably clip them all the time. If you put the tips of your finger in a tank full of Danios, they come and try to bite you. It feels funny and all they do at best is…

Fish were anaesthetized and “amputation” is partial, it’s more like clipping it. And it will regrow rapidly and completely.

Six signs the circle, and the grail gone before....

I haven’t read these since middle school, and now I have the prophecy stuck in my head again. Now I need to read them again once I have time. (“Iron for the birthday, bronze carried long, wood from the burning, stone out of song. . .”)