WHY DO HAET AMERICA AND THE SOLJERS WHO DIED FOR YOU’RE RIGHT TO MAKE THST COMEMET=!!1!

“To Bill Brasky!”

Props to Barry for the Plaschke burn

As far as anyone can tell, he was mad about the fact that Harper rocked his shit two times during the 2014 NLDS.

It sickens me to see such a solemn holiday cheapened to sell - oh

The Cardinals lost their 20th game.

Puig: Yo la tengo!

Ironically most predators in Nashville lose interest after graduation.

There’s no way Keenan could wedge his body in between Lorne and Fallon, so no.

“Laura, do you even know what transgender means?”
“I think so. It’s when you look down at your privates and go, Why I oughta.”

And that’s in the

“But - my hungry guys -”

Can she do that weekend update bit where she’s a kid reporter talking about really age-inappropriate news items? Just one more time, pleeeeease?

All sports are games. All games are not sports.

No, they’re games.

Fox News Pays Tribute To Roger Ailes By Putting The Worst Possible Shit On TV Today

Thank you. I have been saying this since March. I dont want Lonzo Ball anywhere near my team.

Rooting for the C’s to pick Ball and have his dad stonewall the deal