Beeeeeeef!

McHale is Backhanded Compliment Central and it’s funny because he doesn’t realize it.

Man, wait until you peel back the “White Christian Male” onion...you won’t believe this but they are responsible for more death, famine, conquest, and war then any other race on the planet. Ever.

I spent two years in the entertainment industry mostly at a talent agency. It sucked and I left. A couple of year later, I heard about Entourage and didn’t find it funny. I couldn’t figure out why but it always left a bad taste with me. I originally thought it was the dumb bros who fail up premise of the show.

Rock is Tom Cruise 2.0. He’s charming as hell, his movies are fun (sorry but they are!), he is funny, but at the end of the day almost nothing about him feels genuine.

I mean, we wonder how Trump got elected. Look at this bullshit. I’m a guy who has debated the order in which to watch Star Wars movies and have very strong opinions on not only who is the best Robin (Grayson) but which Robin is best to inherit the mantle of Batman (Tim Drake). And between this and the harassment of…

The flannel/jeans/beard/trucker hat combo should set off some alarms. Hell, I saw myself in the mirror wearing the combo and freaked out that I was dressed like a trump voter.

Yikes, I was afraid Dark City would be left off. It already got shoved aside by it’s bigger, dumber little brother (The Matrix) in it’s day and now we don’t even re-visit it’s brilliance on internet lists. I mean if there is a movie that grew from the Blade Runner sci fi family tree it’s Dark City.

In the perfect world she gets a 10:00pm lead in to SVP’s weird ass wannabe talk show / highlight show thing and gets to do or say whatever she wants.

I mean, ESPN certainly made Woj irrelevant by making him share bylines with Windhorst and Shelbourne.

Causes of cord cutting:

Are you speaking to the writer of the article or the commander in chief?

Not weird at all. Romulans help us realize that, if they really wanted to, Vulcans could totally kick our ass.

I love that I’m supposed to debate these people.

They know their mascot like fought the ruling government back in the day right?

The NHL is so cute when it acts all grown up.

I mean that’s nice, but shouldn’t an MST 3k cocktail contain stupid and/or terrible liqueurs? I thought it would have a flavored schnapps, Midori, and Galliano.

So the SI story was a puff piece? And that piece is the same piece that gets written every two years? And they just change the names of the teams that Howard craps out on? Fer real?  

I was saying Boo-urns.

This is the Yelp! world. If this numb nut starts advertising this on his own merit, he deserves whatever reviews he gets. Shit, I got a one star because I didn’t have TVs and the MFers wouldn’t take it down (I never advertised or said that we had TVs, so now I make sure to let people know I don’t sell cars and that my…