I’m offended every night be Fox News. I want my money back.

If Elliott didn’t learn to overhunt while playing “Oregon Trail” that’s on him. Everyone knows you can only carry 100 lb back to the wagon.

I believe the proper term is Wasington Football Club Giver.

I’ve spent years thinking about this - how can these fucking jocks listen to NOFX? And for whatever reason it really only affects baseball players. There are jock metal heads and jock indie kids, but the only kind of jock punk that exists is the bro punk and they all suck.

I think he was implying that the celebration of McCarthy was tied to this bizarre idea that she alone broke the crass barrier for women in comedy when in fact she just does gross out humor. The best example was Dee’s standup act in “The Gang Broke Sweet Dee” which I think was an indirect response to the type of humor…

Weird that Pennsylvania went Trump.

Yeah none of the leagues got off scott-free. But the NFL really, really whored itself out.

The NFL has only itself to blame. They were the ones that latched on to the post-9/11 narrative and whored themselves out a la Toby Keith and 90% of the country music industry. They wrapped themselves in the flag like no other league and rode it all the way to the bank. They re-wrote the narrative about themselves,…

2-0 in the division!!! Also, we brought in a bunch of big names to help our offense and still haven’t scored over 30 points in one game! And our secondary is Malcolm Jenkins and 3 guys from the practice squad! And we just went down to the wire with a team that can’t even tie it’s own shoelaces!!!

Oh yeah, your “sport” is dumb, it’s always been dumb, and it’s losing money. “Ricky Bobby” is a goddamn riot fest and the only good thing to ever come out of NASCAR. I beat Petty got a chub when Ferrall and Baron Cohen made out at the end.

They usually are.

“If they don’t appreciate where they’re at … what got them where they’re at? The United States.”

That celebration penalty is the dumbest penalty. It needs be tacked on after the kickoff. If the receiving team returns the kickoff for a touchdown, they get to kick off from the 50. You know, make it an actual penalty.

His actions are taking the NFL’s holier-then-tho anthem ceremony all the way back to...1999, when players came out after the anthem.

Why the fuck should Wyoming and Vermont have an equal voice to California and Texas in the highest legislative body in the nation?

That guy is getting accused of sexual assault? Who woulda thunk it?

I don’t get it. Can’t the university just admit bringing it the alt-right was a cash grab that got out of control? I don’t blame them; if I had zero morals and only desired cash I’d be selling Killary bumper stickers out of my garage for 7 bucks a pop. And Berkeley is in a decent amount of debt.

There haven’t been this many hucksters around since the turn of the century. Except now instead of snake oils and elixirs, it’s fake news sites and talk shows.

Nope, still off limits.

We all picked other NFL teams because the NFL has been showing us the marquees games for the last 20 years. This is going to take a while and it will probably not happen for the Chargers.