Well then get ready for Patriots Day Pt 2!

We’d be happy to not make movies about Boston if you would kindly take back every effin’ Chowderhead that lives out here. Start with Simmons, Wahlberg, and anybody that went to Emerson.

Want to see my Serbian impression?

You know, before Plaschke and Simers, there used to be a very eloquent sports writer in Los Angeles by the name of Jim Murray.

Oh hell - here I was going to make a “bunch of suburban thugs need to be locked up” jokes to point out the racist subtext of fighting in sports (hockey & baseball - they are men let them sort it out! vs basketball & football - suspend them all and black people don’t have dads!) and you had to go and link Plaschke.…

Yeah, this pretty much sucks. That said, there are more Lavars in the world then people realize and pulling back the curtain on them and what they do to their kids is fine by me.

This is probably the most disrespectful thing Kershaw has been a part of.

That’s what I love about these Predators. I get older, they stay the same age.

“The prank was murder!”

“Laura you can’t talk like that.”

She is so funny. She can do weird, she can do straight, she can deadpan. She’s a hell of a performer and definitely needed more screen time. I think she’ll start killing it movies soon. She kills me anytime she is a suburban mom - I love her in Asian American Doll and Totinos.

Violence! At the IBF World Super Middleweight title bout no less! Oh what times we live in!

Celtics fans on Tuesday night vs Celtics fans on Friday night:

I’d like to see Josh Jackson. You know, a defender.

To be fair, he is a pass first guy. The attitude his family has is the exact opposite.

If you described Lonzo’s defense as “matador cape-esque” that would be a compliment.

The funniest scenario here, of course, would be Boston picking Lonzo Ball, which seems like something that would enrage the Lakers braintrust and plenty of fans.

The Washington Wizards have the lamest name in sports, correct?

That’s my point.

But the Deadspin comments are the best part of these boards. I come here for the greys.