Clearly this is a screw-up, but I'm not surprised if this actually is a technical glitch. All it takes is one person forgetting to set some flags on an item database to end up with this scenario. Especially if it was never communicated to the tech people that this was a new change of law/policy.

I'm very upset that I've forgotten a very long complicated upside-down calculator equation that ended with '55378008' as the punchline.

I had already been married for a couple of years when they announced they were filming the first Harry Potter. I am ancient. Please vacate my lawn.

I remember when she was just a wee ten-year-old lass in Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, and now someone is threatening to release her nudes.

Without nipples, breasts would be pointless.

Autoplay videos make Jesus sad =/

The Triple-Breasted whore of Eroticon-6 would not approve.

She also announced she was changing her name to "Eccentrica Gallumbits" and plans to leave earth for Eroticon 6 as soon as it is feasible. Apparently was also quoted as calling Zaphod Beeblebrox "The best bang since the big one"

If I were Brian "I know everybody" Lederman, I would be very wary of dining out anywhere in the city of New York for the foreseeable future, because now everybody knows him.

It's like people who saw The Great Gatsby and then threw 20s-themed extravagant parties with gold in their champagne and dancing monkeys.

This will probably be the most difficult comment I've ever had to write on here because it took me seeing a psychologist to realize that my parents weren't in a typical relationship where they would have arguments once in a while. No. My mom has been in a emotionally abusive relationship with my dad for 22 years…

Fund a female. Not woman. Female. I fund a female cat. We met on Whiskr.

lol my pieces would all be

Was it for chicken breast?

One of my favorites was the time a young lady asked me for areola sauce. How I kept my face composed, I'll never know. I just nodded, relayed the request to the kitchen who needed some comic relief on a busy Friday, and promptly delivered her aioli.

BUT YOUR SIGN SAID MY STEAK WOULD BE 1/4 THE SIZE OF A HOUSE! I DEMAND A 500 SQFT STEAK!

Just don't expect to get paid. The "V's" are a wholly owned subsidiary of Siemens. (My wife of 36 years vetted this joke and found it funny & not trollish - just sayin'.)

whatever the name, you know Hobby Lobby ain't covering it.

Angry feminists LOVE it when you tell them to calm down.

I really think we should try and stick to having a concrete discussion here.